The Blar Witch Project
Another story in pictures...this time "The Blar Witch Project." This rollin was based loosely on the plot of The Blair Witch Project, but we weren't in the mood for being sued, so we changed a letter. This was indeed rollin gold, and it originally aired on the summer Agent Orange show, but was replayed several times during the 1999-2000 season.
Related links
Marmalade Dog 4The original story-in-pictures feature on ZTV WEB
The Blair Witch Project
The movie we were mocking
JP, Chancellor, and Briana
The stars of this rollin
It all started off with us deciding it might be a good idea to look around behind Briana's...er..."Heather's" house for the Blair...er..."Blar" witch, whom we had heard about. And we had no idea it would turn out to oddly.
Here we all were before leaving. Plans had been made, we knew what we wanted to do.
We were now in the woods. We were following the map...
Here was the map. We were lost, and only lost only 30 seconds into the trip. Chauncey...er..."Mike" was getting a little pissed. The map was foreign to him.
We're lost! Let's just keep heading southeast and we'll get out...
"Turn it off, man!"
All hell had broken loose. We were almost totally lost, and had no idea what was going on. "How's it going to end, Heather?"
We were still lost. And now we'd lost the map. Where's the map at? We had no clue.
The map! It was in the river! And Mike had put it there.
Where's Mike? Oh no! It's his wallet in a handkerchief! What could that mean!
Ah, everyone's back together. It seems that J. P.'s been in the car all that time.
Safe and sound. Here we were, sitting around, laughing heartily, and feeding Mike of the munchies.
Of course, there's no such thing as a happy ending. I had to tell the group that the dat was, in fact, not a dat, but a shotgun microphone.
Thus, it ended. Chauncey was bludgeoned for telling everyone that the shotgun microphone was a dat, Briana was hung for telling us that a park was really the woods in which the "Blar Witch" lived, J. P. died from a lack of oxygen in the car, and I, unfortunately, fell over whilst taping in the woods and was picked off by a gun wielding hick. C'est la vie!