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John-Paul Lohrstorfer

John-Paul
John-Paul Lohrstorfer
Gah! I need a better picture.

I've known John-Paul since I was in Boy Scouts. While he and I were in the same troop, I didn't really hang out with him till high school, where he and I used to be on ZTV together. Since then, we worked on a large variety of other smaller productions together, including a shows named "The Flo Zone," "The Urban Lounge," "CTV Public Uproar," and "Agent Orange."

John-Paul is well known for his ability to convince nearly anyone to be on camera, as well as his unbelievable practical jokes.

He has a job as (guess what?) a television reporter. He is presently at a station in Dayton, Ohio.

John-Paul is Matt Lohrstorfer's brother.