You've Arrived!

Charles with his eyes closed
Hi There
Meditate on this!

Welcome to the Derpsite! I'm so very glad you're here.

The Derpsite! is a compost heap of projects, pictures, people, and stories. Left occasionally to its own devices, and slowly crept upon by bitrot and old age, materials from by-gone years rest underneath new updates to create the cornucopia of content laid ahead of you.

Just watch where you step—there's some soft, gooey parts. Time to get out the pitchfork again...

 

"But, Charles, now you're making no sense..."

The Derpsite! FAQ:
Why aren't you making sense?
Why should I make sense?
 
What in blue blazes is Derp!?
It's whatever you want it to be.

Every time I see you falling...

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...I get down on my knees and pray.