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"But, Charles, now you're making no sense..."

The Derpsite! FAQ:
Why aren't you making sense?
Why should I make sense?
 
What in blue blazes is Derp!?
It's whatever you want it to be.

Every time I see you falling...

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...I get down on my knees and pray.

Everything from 2009 A.D.